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Postby Oosha » Wed May 30, 2007 6:32 am

Computer Joke

Support: "Type dir, space, a, colon."

Customer: "With a space after 'space'?"

Usha :D


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Postby Tel » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm

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Postby Tel » Thu May 31, 2007 7:17 pm

... that must rate as my shortest post ever!!! :lol:

Sorry Usha, I couldn't resist!

BTW, I've been having a think... (not good to do that too often...)

I've just finished putting up a mini-series of 10 articles, so now I should follow that with something. I know I mentioned to you in another post that it would benefit you to learn some HTML. Well, maybe I can help there - it would be a good topic for some more articles - maybe another short series of HTML basics.

It would be my own work rather than re-working someone else's and would help out people like yourself who have only a limited knowledge of HTML and might like to learn some more but not out of a stuffy textbook.

What do you think?
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Postby Oosha » Thu May 31, 2007 8:11 pm

:( You were supposed to use this smiley>> :D

LOL..I found it funny when I found it on the net some place but not after posting it.

Getting down to business..

Series of articles on HTML sounds great Terry.

I took up your suggestion seriously and spent a lot of time going over some tutorials on HTML.

What I find is, although I now understand HTML terminology and basically how it works, it needs a little more expertise to be able to put it all together.

How about preparing the tutorial on actually creating a basic website from scratch. It may take time but I feel it would be worth the effort.

OR

Prepare a series on HTML basics and then, at the very end of the course, you can show a simple webpage and give the HTML coding for that in detail.

Just my thoughts. Either way, having a few articles on HTML is an excellent idea.

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Postby shezz » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:03 pm

:lol: I thought it was funny.

My seven year old son told me this one the other day which I thought was quite good......


Q: Why did the 'one arm' gorilla cross the road?........





A: To get to the second hand shop!!!
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Postby Oosha » Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:38 pm

LOL Shezz. Your seven year old is far better than me at jokes :P That's a good one :D


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